A Crazy Crazy Game Called Footie

Listen out for the new not likely to be number one single by Rafa Benitez. It's called 'A Crazy Crazy Game Called Football'. Its manic energy has been likened to Kevin Keegan's similarly summit toppling effort called 'I'd Really Really Luv It'. Watch out for the new Rafa video featuring Alex Ferguson dancing a robust highland jig while grinning from ear to ear and laughing uncontrollably. It also features Arsene Wenger moonwalking while bargain hunting in Calais. An appearance by Martin O'Neill shown happy slapping Harewood and Shorey didn't make the final cut. It would appear Luis Felipe Scolari got snowed in, missed his way and is now halfway to Rio De Janeiro.